Thunderstorm.
The Chick-fil A Cows have a long history of dissuading people from eating beef. Despite their lack of opposable thumbs their ingenuity is off the charts. So, when an unsuspecting couple decided to have a Summer BBQ, they quickly discovered that the chance of rain was 100%, but the chance of burgers was 0%.
Paint Store.
When your future well-being centers around people eating chicken instead of beef it’s important to get the word out. And if you want to spread that word all over town, you’re going to need some black paint. A lot of black paint.